dear petty thief

14 Nov

…who rifled through my car last night,

I know it’s really my fault because I don’t always lock it. I don’t keep anything valuable in there anyway.

There was that old discman in the glove compartment. I’m not upset about that, I never use it. What I don’t understand is why you took a $3 pair of ladies gloves, size small. If I’m not mistaken, there’s a high probability that those gloves don’t fit you. Did you steal them for your mom? If so, why did you leave the ladies shoes?

Just some advice for your next bout of pilfering. Don’t leave the doors, trunk, ashtray, etc. open. I mean, the dome light was on all night for Christ’s sake. Just bad manners, that is. Stupid too. If you had returned everything (except for the stolen items, of course) back to their original positions I wouldn’t even have noticed.



One Response to “dear petty thief”

  1. Shrig November 15, 2007 at 01:33 #

    sorry about your car. mine was broken into last year. they even took the spoiler off the trunk. bastards.

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