i am addicted to “texts from last night”

18 Jan

I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes.

so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.

At any point in time, have you stopped and thought “I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?

Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar… awkward

She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast…I’m not sure if that’s the coolest or weirdest thing ever…

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